Ad hominem rules for writing
- drooling pinheads open their stories with the weather, or a prologue
- the passive voice is used by fatuous knobs
- corpulent prose-pederasts use a verb other than “said” to carry dialog
- (and only a complete asshole would use an adverb to modify “said”)
- total wankers use parenthesis
- pedantic drudges use jargon instead of everyday English words
- mindless hacks and cheese-eaters use clichés
- vacuous scribblers and moral degenerates have a “style”
- only a massive wanker writes for any other reason than love
- self-important plodders have rules
Old timey typewriter photo by César Esparza Bertuline.
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